I'm going to let you in on a little secret. It's a secret only paramedics and police officers are ever privy to, but Cranky Chick is feeling generous today so here it is ...
... there are no drunk drivers. I know. It's shocking but it's true. You have been led astray.
Drivers involved in alcohol related accidents never have more than "two beers". Ever. When asked how much they've had to drink, they'll invariably plead, "Two beers." Not "one", never "three". Always, always, "two beers". And it's never wine. It's never Vodka. It's never a "couple of shots of Tequila". It's always... repeat after me... "two beers".
You have learned something here today. From your favorite, former, "Two beers my ass, get your drunk butt on the cot, shut up, don't breathe on me and don't even THINK of puking in my ambulance cause I'll make you wear it before I'll see it on my floor" paramedic...
Posted by Cranky at January 17, 2003 05:58 PMOMG I love it. I use tobe a former paramedic and just got my licence back. U r so right it very was 1 or3 beers always 2. Man i miss those days.
Posted by: rotti on August 1, 2003 03:28 AMSome of them invoke their right to remain silent and say nothing at all.
Posted by: Dan Jaffe on March 26, 2004 07:35 PM