What do you guys think of this new insult I just made up?
"Your momma gave life to some kinda ugly, walkin' afterbirth."
I don't know when I'd use it, but feel free to give it a whirl and see how it plays if you come across a situation where it might prove valuable. As a paramedic, I could have used it countless times on drunk assholes, but as a PC tech, I just don't see how I'd benefit from it.
Update: Danger, Will Robinson! Danger! Do not, under any circumstances, use this on someone you have pledged to live the rest of your life with and whom may share your mortgage!
Posted by Cranky at September 27, 2002 06:54 PMThat's a good one! It reminds me of the one insult I'm saving for my baby sister.
When my mom was pregnant with my baby sister, it was discovered that my mom had a very large tumor - I think it was in her uterus or some femaley part, anyway - right after my sister was born they removed the tumor. I'm just waiting for the right time to tell her "Well, when mom started to deliver the doctors made a mistake and threw the baby away and kept the tumor!"
Nasty. How about this line my doting daughter used on me a while back:
"Don't you have souls to eat or something?"
Posted by: Solonor on September 27, 2002 10:59 PMOh Tess, you didn't. Did you?
Posted by: Nancy on September 27, 2002 11:34 PM"souls to eat"... Hahahaah! I love it.
I'm not sure where this "insult" I made up came from. It was after a glass of wine, so I can only attribute it to the buzz. :)
Nancy, yes, in fact, I did! Oooohhh... it was so not pretty... ;)
Posted by: Tess on September 28, 2002 11:16 AM